NSA's Terrorist Records Database

Right on time! Inside sources -- this is a creative spoof -- at the NSA finally coordinated their intelligence sharing efforts with the Patriot Search, and came up with a public database giving you the opportunity to lookup your entire neighborhood for suspicious relations with the Middle East.

What's the bottom line? Keep your friends close, your intelligence buddies closer!

Interested in Anti-Terror tips? Follow these :

- Use email software with strong encryption to prevent terrorists from reading your email
- Encrypt the files on your computer using strong encryption such as PGP to prevent terrorists from accessing your files
- Browse the web using an anonymous proxy to prevent terrorists from seeing what sites you visit
- Insist that electronic voting machines provide you with a traceable paper receipt so you can ensure that terrorists haven't altered the electronic ballot
- Report all behavior, especially if it is suspicious